Avant-garde Fashionista Gifts

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Blue Dress and Feather

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Mikado

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Australian punk

James Joyce

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Will Curl Lip For Food