Avant-garde Artist Gifts

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"No."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Jazz is Invented

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Yoko Ono

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Blend Schools

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Samuel Beckett

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"No sitting on the art, ma'am."

James Joyce

Samuel Beckett

Francis Picabia

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Pants Uglifier!

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Death of Pierrot

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

Tracey Emin

Toilet Art.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'