Avant-garde Art Gifts

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Jazz is Invented

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Blend Schools

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

James Joyce

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Tracey Emin

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

Toilet Art.

The Death of Pierrot

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'