Fantasy Fashionistas Gifts

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Joined at the hipster.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Besties Photo

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Choosing What To Wear.

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Too dressy?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"It's dress down day!"

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Shopping Torture

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Shoe Whore