Fantasy Fashionistas T-Shirts

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Besties Photo

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"It's dress down day!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Too dressy?'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Shopping Torture

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'