Indie Fashion Lover Gifts

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Joined at the hipster.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

High Riders of the Old West

Scarf puts hat back on.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Victorian Selfie

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Return Of The Minipants

1950's.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Rita Hayworth caricature

Tough Teddies

Family Portrait Abuse.

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"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Hospital gown pageant.

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Uncle Sam Fashion

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."