Indie Book Lover Gifts

"I'm self-published."

Knowing your audience

Self Published

A binding of booksellers

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Victor Hugo

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Jarvis Cocker

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.