Underworld Fashionistas Gifts

"They're very nice, but hardly traditional!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Salad Hat

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Bad Hare Day

We have skule clothes.

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Proper little princess.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

Cybergoths.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Kink

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"Notice anything different about me?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

"How weird is it?"