Underworld Fashionistas Gifts

"They're very nice, but hardly traditional!"

Joined at the hipster.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

Salad Hat

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

We have skule clothes.

Bad Hare Day

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Proper little princess.

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

I took up antkeeping.

Casual day in Antarctica.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Cybergoths.

Not Uggs. Puggs.

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

"How weird is it?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

Kink

"Notice anything different about me?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Penguin in a swimming costume.