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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

His and Her wardrobe's

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Problem Solving

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."