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6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Problem Solving

"That shirt is so last year."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

His and Her wardrobe's