Little Style Guru Gifts

''Dress warmly for school'? - Don't you want me to be POPULAR?'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'