Little Style Guru Mugs

''Dress warmly for school'? - Don't you want me to be POPULAR?'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

His and Her wardrobe's

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'