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Castaway harnessing electricity.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Problem Solving

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Extra innings.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Big boys' toys-r-us

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Was it a fuse?"

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Enlightened Cursing

"Never marry an engineer."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Builders.

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."