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Man glueing individual needles to Christmas tree.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Problem Solving

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Texturing the Walls

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Tedious Romantic.