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Man glueing individual needles to Christmas tree.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Texturing the Walls

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Problem Solving

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."