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"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Underground cartoonist'

"I didn't learn any more than she did...and my junk worked!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Rocking horse

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"Home depot."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"