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"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Extra innings.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Painting the Ceiling

Rocking horse

"Home depot."

Tool Box

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'