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"There's always one annoying piece left over."

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering

"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."

'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"How much we talking for a deck?"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Tree collapse...

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'

Extra parts to confuse people.

Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

Plumber plugging a hole and trying to reach a valve.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."

'Today's not a real good day to move in.'

Poor Planning

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Man covered in nails returning his nail gun to the store.

'That's your idea of weed control?'

Translating Contractor to English

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Man searching for book in sections entitled 'Do it yourself' and 'Get someone else to do it.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'Fine, we'll get an air conditioner.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'