Diy Mom T-Shirts

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Home depot."

Tool Box

Rocking horse

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Painting the Ceiling

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'