Crafty Mom T-Shirts

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Happy Mother's Day

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crotchet

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Homeschooling

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Styrofoam.'

Harps and Embroidery.

What's Their Secret?

Making Christmas Decorations

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'