Digital Mom T-Shirts

'Technology has come a long way. Instead of kicking, the baby is now tweeting.'

Today's Mothers Day!

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Downloading Pregnancy

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Silver Surfer.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Childhood Screen Addict

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"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

We ARE playing catch.