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"So...Baldo can send little notes on this thing? Actually, I'm being nosy. My son deserves his privacy."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Baby cries into a cellphone.

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

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"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Today's Mothers Day!

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

At the modern antenatal class.

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Day care worker's delight: Velcro diapers"

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"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"