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"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

Lemming mothers

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"More aphorisms, please!"

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

At the modern antenatal class.

The Motherhood

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'