Proud Digital Parent T-Shirts

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Before Thornton goes to bed, you might let him spend some time with this toy. It's a new concept in bubble-making technology. As you will note, it has a number of interchangeable components that allow for many variations and options as to the quantity an