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What's wrong, sweetie? Did you want to grab your screen and come browse with Mommy and Daddy?"

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

The modern generation!

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

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"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

Today's Mothers Day!

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

At the modern antenatal class.

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

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"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"