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"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Downloading Pregnancy

The Digital Family

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Laptops

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Go ask your search engine."

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'