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Man's best friend

"Ahhh... close enough."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Domestic Superheroes!!

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Light Bulb Moment

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'