Diy Home Improvement T-Shirts

'The bank won't give us a loan for a new roof because we both had a vaccination for shingles.'

"I was going to take care of my pest problem myself, but I though this would be a good job for a professional."

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"Ahhh... close enough."

Let's get organized

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Light Bulb Moment

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?