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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

The Emersons at Home

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Make your own bottled water.

"Mum, please, tell me I take after your side the family."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

Ceiling Paint

"Don't throw it away when you're done. Repurpose, like I did."

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

Self Serve Road Repair.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Builders.

'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'

Home Wine Making Kit.

"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'My clippers are on the blink.'

'I read all the magazines I then paper mached your likeness and repeatedly stabbed you.'

Quick dry paint.

Sheds

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."