Diy Projects Mugs

"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."

The Emersons at Home

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Make your own bottled water.

"Mum, please, tell me I take after your side the family."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

Ceiling Paint

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

Self Serve Road Repair.

"Don't throw it away when you're done. Repurpose, like I did."

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."

Home Wine Making Kit.

Builders.

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

The quarantine self cut.

'My clippers are on the blink.'

'I borrowed some shingles for my tree house.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Eat these vegetables, listen to some Brahms, and build a shed.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'