Homemade Projects T-Shirts

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Painting the Ceiling