Homemaking Heroes Gifts

Statue of a housewife.

Come dine with me!

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'Caw blimey!'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

Roasted

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

The household cavalry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"