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Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Come dine with me!

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Roasted

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Beyond Dante

The Authentic Christmas.