D.i.y. Adventurer Gifts

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Face Painting.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"It's the addition for our family room."

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Pub Kendo.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!