Colorful Diy Adventurer Gifts

"Just light the wick and you have a paint that's 'xtremely easy to apply!"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Pea green

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Face Painting.

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Shelf on an elf

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Ass-less Chaps

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Man Painting Road.

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Decorative Evidence

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

'Yes, Grandad's busy decorating the tree.'

'I want nice man-bag.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."