Colorful Diy Adventurer Pillows

"Just light the wick and you have a paint that's 'xtremely easy to apply!"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Face Painting.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Shelf on an elf

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Man Painting Road.

Ass-less Chaps

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'I want nice man-bag.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Decorative Evidence

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.

'Yes, Grandad's busy decorating the tree.'

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."