Colorful Explorer Pillows

Camper Van sat next to an Even Camper Van.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Polar bear bowling alley

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Then what happened?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Plasma Ball

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Two New Paintbrushes

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

"Highlight the battleship-gray."