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"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

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Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Paul Ryan

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Modern Art.

'It's not what it looks like.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

Crayo-Blah

The Art Student.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

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"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Non-Drip ?

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

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'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

I'm color blind, please help.

'Kip paints caves.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Toilet Art.

Painter's muse

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.