Creative Color Explorer Pillows

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

The Art Student.

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Crotchet

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"I prefer your early pieces."

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

Sure start.

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Crayo-Blah

Toilet Art.

"I guess life does imitate art."