Creative Color Explorer Mugs

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

The Art Student.

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Crotchet

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

Two New Paintbrushes

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

I'm color blind, please help.

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

Sure start.

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Toilet Art.

"I guess life does imitate art."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'