Color Splash Explorer Mugs

Painter's muse

The Art Student.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

It's a call from Tate modern.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Complaints Desk

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

California Beverages Map

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall of ages

I'm color blind, please help.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Artist painting a cat.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'This guy's FAST!'