Color Splash Explorer Mugs

Painter's muse

The Art Student.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

It's a call from Tate modern.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Complaints Desk

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Artist painting a cat.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

I'm color blind, please help.

Mall of ages

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'