Colorful Explorer Mugs

Camper Van sat next to an Even Camper Van.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Then what happened?"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Plasma Ball

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Prehistoric Modern Art

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Marco Polo