Self-help Adventurer Gifts

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Pan Extension Chord

A crab with a utility knife claw

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Face Painting.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Scenic selfie site

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Shelf on an elf

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Young MacDonald

Driverless Car

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

Teach your cat to read self-help manuals

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!