Self-help Explorer Gifts

Me Learning To Let Go

Pessimists anonymous...

"When will I learn patience already??!"

Just Be.

Self-help books

'Therapy and medications are not the only options for your obsessive behavior.'

'Go away, get a life then come back'

How to rid yourself of doubt (or should you?)

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

'I'd like to join Alcoholics Anonymous, but I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

Teach your cat to read self-help manuals

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Dealing with low self-image workshop... enter through back door.

"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"