Self-improvement Explorer Gifts

Who moved my pants?

'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'

"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."

"And then I discovered Cut-Your-Own-Hair tutorials on YouTube..."

"I'm going to a 3 hour lecture with 5 speakers to learn how to think for myself."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

Guaranteed to revitalize your hair! Other than that, you're on your own.

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"Have you thought about therapy for your delusions of grandeur?"

Narcissistics Anonymous

'Incompetents anonymous'

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

'Don't worry about the past. Once you thaw out, try to chill-out.'

What would Al do?

"Healthy Self-Talk for Dumb Stupid Idiots."

Finally, the cleansing process is working. I've not hit on a gal for give days. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I feel my head clearing. I'm able to perceive the world not in terms of romantic conquests but more richly, more broadly. I'm using more senses. I hear the sound of the espresso machine, smell the fresh scones, taste fall's aroma. Mostly, I smell the stink of my own unwashed body under this shroud. End of cleansing! About time.

"I don't mind making mistakes as long as no one else knows any better!"

"I got this one because I have issues handling any form of criticism."

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."