Self-improver Gifts

"You're too self-critical."

This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.

New Year's Resolutions.

'I must say, it's very refreshing to work with a patient who's so open to the idea of change and personal transformation!'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

Emotional baggage reclaim.

"My news years resolution is to give up online gambling. . ."

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Don't sweat the small stuff."

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"If it's all the same to you, Mike, when I say something stupid, offensive or inappropriate, I prefer slapping my OWN forehead."

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."