Diy Fanatic Gifts

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

"How many times do we have to tell you: first allow the wallpaper to settle, then remove the scaffolding!"

"Happy Birthday sweetheart!" (father giving wife a drill).

Free Bonus Social Realist Fingernail Art

Attack of the Hammerhead Shark

Swiss-army rock...

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Dog House and Man Den.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Jesus putting his cross on wheels.

'See? It is possible to make this old television ‘interactive.''

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Kitchen Table Issues

Chainsaw and Chair

Painter and decorator

More polyfilla please, Mum!

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Didn't this start out as a shed project?"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"That's still too high"

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'