Hair Product Enthusiast Pillows

'Darling - your 'Apply your hair restorer and then feed the fish' routine is going to have to change.'

"In my opinion, that shampoo is a little strong..."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Square Cut

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Bald man with a brush on his head