Grooming Product Aficionado Pillows

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Shampoo.

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

GURLERS

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"It's going to be my revolutionary triple blade design"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Center parting please."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

The wool club for mammoths.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."

Today's Rapunzel

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"