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'Visiting has been a breeze since you switched to this extra-stiff hair gel.'

'Do you think dandruff shampoo would help with all of our flakes.'

'For dry hair' 'Water'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Nice haircut."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

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"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Two men in barber shop

Georgian head-dress

GURLERS

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Moses gives his wife split ends

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

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