Hair Maintenance Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh God...Split end."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Bald man with a brush on his head

Georgian head-dress